why

• why does it have to rain just when I am abt to leave for college?
• why does my phone have to ring the moment I enter my house when it was silent 4 the whole day?
• why does it happen tht the police wala have to catch me on the day I 4got to take my helmet when for months I have been going around in the city with my helmet just locked to my bike?
• why do the damn cows have to sit in the middle of the road when there's all the space in the world where they can?
• why does the principal of my college have to not be in his office when I have to meet him 4 some work, he's always there when the professor sends us to him?
• why is it tht my cell phone camera doesn't work when I have the perfect pic to click?
• why is that nokia reduced the price of 7610 by a 1000 bugs jus a month after I got it?
• why is it if anything is broken in the house I have to get the blame for it?
• why is tht my tuition teachers always thought tht I am really dumb?
• why does my cousin brother( read the 3 year old devil, terrorist, barbarian,hooligan) have to mess around with my stuff?
• why is it tht the professors of my college think tht I am the most notorious one while I can show them a bunch of bin laden wannabes jus besides me?
• why is it tht not even a single person in a government office or institution or even in my college can give a straight answer to a straight question?
• why is it tht there is never a good place to park in the shopping moll or in a multiplex parking?

NOW CAN ANY ONE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO CAN ANSWER MY QUESTIONS?