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Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank, loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !
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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
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Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow.
This widow had a grown up daughter.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they got married.
This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my whole life.
See below how:
My daughter was my mother, too because she was my father's wife!
After a few years I became father of a baby boy complicating the matter further. My son became the brother-in-law of my father!
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Khuda Kare Haseenoo Ke Baap Mar Jaaye isiliye Maut Ka Bahane Hum UnKe Ghar Jaa sake. Abey Kambakath Aisa Soochna Bhi Paap Hoga kyunki Kissi Roz Tu Bhi Kissi Haseena Ka Baap Hoga???
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
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