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Friends are like underwear...
Some loose & some tight
& some fit just right.
They help you as you walk through life...
Thanks for being my size!


U r ACCENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes,
ZEN of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart..
Can anyone please clear this TRAFFIC jam???


1960’s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intezaar hy.
2005’s Girl: dusra teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja more sajna varna chautha taiyyar hai.


D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,
par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR???


Chaand ko tod dungi, Suraj ko Fod dungi, TU ek BaaR haa kardE bas...
PEHLE WALE KO CHOD DUNGI...!!


Actually
seriuously
practically
really
typically
sincerely
jokingly
essentially
interestingly
obviously
i want to disturb u !!!


My eyes miss u
MY Feel's Love u
My Hand need u
My mind Call u
MY Heart just 4u
MY Life is u
I'll die without u……………… aisa ladke kehte hain mujhe!


Kiss is a key 2 love, love is a lock of marriage, marriage is a box of children,
children is the problem of INDIA, see how much problem KISS can create.


EYES : To look at you
HAND : To pray for you
MIND : To remember you
HEART : To like you
And
And
And
AND
LEGS : To kick U if U forget me...


Jab jab hamhe pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki DEEWANGI main is kadar hum ho gaye DEEWANE,
ki har LADKE ki MAA apni SAAS lagti hai.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z , oopz I missed ‘u'

Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanzi bhi SMS padh sakte hain, Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai.. Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!